It's a Science but There's Room to Believe
me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

running-is-the-remedy:

runningfurtherfaster:

Because why else would I like running?

accuracy of this is spot on

running-is-the-remedy:

runningfurtherfaster:

Because why else would I like running?

accuracy of this is spot on

mum: can you-
me: *groans for 17 hours*

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin